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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:10
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Inside the first official barefoot hiking park in the US - SFGATE
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
7-Day No-Sugar, High-Protein Meal Plan for Healthy Aging, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Still no good
Single psilocybin trip delivers two years of depression relief for cancer patients - ScienceDaily
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..